Booting happy2026… New Year, New Flip

“This time it’s different.” — everyone, always

happy2026 — New Year, New Narrative 🎆

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Welcome to happy2026 — where the champagne is warm, the narratives are colder, and the flips are faster than a New Year’s resolution. Type help for commands. Degens only beyond this point. 🧨

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